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14th february, un: gorgug, text

[tinflower]

if a guy gave you flowers and chocolates that you were dating, would that be good?

Re: 14th february, un: gorgug, text

[wannasmash]

do you mean you're dating the flowers and chocolates, or that you have a boyfriend?

[tinflower]

[ He has to sit and think about that. ]

both

[ Now he HAS to know the answer(s)!? ]

[wannasmash]

[ Ehhhh?? Gorgug????? ]

i guess it would be good unless you're allergic to flowers and chocolates??

[tinflower]

[ Oh.

Shit? Wait a minute. ]

are you??

[wannasmash]

no, i'm fine. gorgug-kun why are you asking about this? is there someone who gave you flowers and chocolate? i'm the worst person to ask about this.
i don't even know what to give to
uh
you know, someone in this situation.

[ A person who is not present, a person who Izuku vows never to show this DM to, a person who is in a situation involving him. A situationship, if you will. Hypothetically, speaking for a friend, of course! Of course! Izuku sure does wind up in situations... ]

[tinflower]

[ Gasp, is Izuku also a useless guy in need? He's found a comrade in suffering! ]

do you need help?
i've been asking everyone because it's good to know
i wanted a lot of opinions
i can give you some of the answers i got if you need help too

[wannasmash]

please and thank you!

[ Please!! ]

OTL

[tinflower]

okay. read carefully
it has to be specialised to their preferences. it has to represent them and be priceless
it has to be unique to them
valentines day is a capitalist holiday meant to swindle you out of your money
some people love chocolates. some people hate them
flowers too
whatever you do they will see the thought and consideration you put into it
but it's got to be something money can't buy
you should give them your time
unless your time can be bought with money then i don't know what to do
i would take money for my time if it was enough
something homemade is good too. or handmade?
but remember to show them that you know them

[ Enjoy the list. ]

[wannasmash]

all of these contradict each other?
i mean not that i'm not grateful
i just still don't know what to do
do i buy something or do i not buy something
i think i will buy something
i mean not that we have to pay for much here

[tinflower]

what are you going to buy?
is it priceless?

[wannasmash]

i don't know! i only just decided this! flowers and chocolate i guess?

[ He is very generic in his ideas because he's never done this before! ]

[tinflower]

you have to think about something personal too
that was the biggest advice
it's got to be personal

[ Come on!!!! ]

[wannasmash]

...do spicy chocolates exist?
is that weird? i think that would be kind of weird.
i think spicy hot chocolate exists. that might be OK.

we both like good food, and the person i'm thinking of likes spicy food.

[tinflower]

i don't know if there's spicy chocolate in kwik trip? do you want to ask a companion bot how to make spicy chocolate? or order some in?

unless you know someone who could help you make spicy chocolate without letting your date know what you're doing

[wannasmash]

that's gonna be hard because the person i know who knows most about cooking is the person who's receiving the gifts.

do you have any experience hiding gifts from someone who's really smart?

[tinflower]

do they go in your room?

do you live with them?

[wannasmash]

[ He didn't think such simple questions would make him blush quite this much. ]

sometimes. we don't live together, but we're at each other's places a lot.

[tinflower]

[ It's time to learn everything!! ]

okay. are their noses really good?

[wannasmash]

sure i guess? just like... the usual regular range for humans.

[tinflower]

then what about in a box? or your clothes drawer? do you share clothes?

[wannasmash]

not usually? sometimes??
i think the problem is that they can tell i'm hiding something. it's hard!

[tinflower]

[ Hm? Hmmmmmm. ]

you've got a terrible poker face?

[wannasmash]

i'm not good at lying, especially to someone close to me.

[tinflower]

so if you see someone you have a gift for you're trying to hold back, they know right away because it's written all over your face?

[ That's the problem!! That sounds like the problem! ]

[wannasmash]

yes that is the problem!!

[ Why does he feel like he's being judged?! ]

it doesn't help that i like making people happy, so i can't help the excited expression on my own face too!

[tinflower]

[ GORGUG IS FEELING SO SMART RIGHT NOW!!

And with his smart wisdom--!! ]

how about you give them the gift right away? then you don't need to worry about hiding anything

[wannasmash]

that would work for a regular gift, but this one has to be given on a specific day...

[ Thank you for your wisdom, Gorgug... ]

[tinflower]

just wrap it up and say it's for whatever day it's for. then it's not in your hands anymore

my bio parents gave me a gift once to open later after i visited them for a weekend

[wannasmash]

[ Izuku imagines that Katsuki's curiosity would war with him being a stickler for the rules. Well, his fault for letting something like that torture him. Izuku is fine with this. ]

that's crazy enough to work. so did you wait to open your gift?

[tinflower]

yeah. i didn't know what's inside it and they didn't want me to open it right away so it wasn't a problem

i think i forgot about it until later in the day

[ It's so easy to forget about things...! ]

[wannasmash]

i'll just have to go with that then. thank you for your advice gorgug-kun. wish me luck.

[tinflower]

good luck. don't choke.